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Your first day headed back to the office will likely feel different from the minute you wake up. Imagine the morning begins with a self-administered Covid-19 symptom and temperature check. An app will report the results to your boss. If all’s well, a low-occupancy company provided shuttle will take you to work. Everyone on it will be wearing a mask.
Once at the office, a second health check. Attendants will strictly control access to doors, elevators and common areas to prevent close contact. The route around the office will be one-way only. Formerly jammed open desk plans will sit half-empty. You may be encased in a makeshift cubicle made of plexiglass sheets.
To avoid overcrowding, keycards or sensors will monitor your whereabouts throughout the day. Your smartphone may vibrate to alert you to coworker traffic, like Waze for commuting to the copy machine. Lunch will come hermetically sealed. Say goodbye to communal coffee breaks.
With cities and states around the country preparing to ease virus restrictions in the coming months, companies are rethinking office life. The pre-Covid workplace, with its shared desks and common areas designed for “creative collisions,” is getting a makeover for the social distancing era. So far, what employers have come up with is a mash-up of airport security style entrance protocols and surveillance combined with precautions already seen at grocery stores, like sneeze guards and partitions.
Тут как бы Уинстон из оруэлловского "1984" не жил более свободно, чем нам предлагают эти пидарасы.
И главное не забывайте - дотянем до сентября, а там новая сезонная эпидемия, ура!
Ну наконец-то сбылась мечта всех вольнодумцев и свободолюбов об уютном глобальном концлагере...
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Your first day headed back to the office will likely feel different from the minute you wake up. Imagine the morning begins with a self-administered Covid-19 symptom and temperature check. An app will report the results to your boss. If all’s well, a low-occupancy company provided shuttle will take you to work. Everyone on it will be wearing a mask.
Once at the office, a second health check. Attendants will strictly control access to doors, elevators and common areas to prevent close contact. The route around the office will be one-way only. Formerly jammed open desk plans will sit half-empty. You may be encased in a makeshift cubicle made of plexiglass sheets.
To avoid overcrowding, keycards or sensors will monitor your whereabouts throughout the day. Your smartphone may vibrate to alert you to coworker traffic, like Waze for commuting to the copy machine. Lunch will come hermetically sealed. Say goodbye to communal coffee breaks.
With cities and states around the country preparing to ease virus restrictions in the coming months, companies are rethinking office life. The pre-Covid workplace, with its shared desks and common areas designed for “creative collisions,” is getting a makeover for the social distancing era. So far, what employers have come up with is a mash-up of airport security style entrance protocols and surveillance combined with precautions already seen at grocery stores, like sneeze guards and partitions.
Тут как бы Уинстон из оруэлловского "1984" не жил более свободно, чем нам предлагают эти пидарасы.
И главное не забывайте - дотянем до сентября, а там новая сезонная эпидемия, ура!
Ну наконец-то сбылась мечта всех вольнодумцев и свободолюбов об уютном глобальном концлагере...
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Date: 2020-05-08 02:51 pm (UTC)Было бы полезно устроить такую организацию работы в этом самом блумберге.
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